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"I thought they would be creepy, mid-western geeks who had probably done a Gloria Estefan B-side four years ago and all they wanted was some novelty Scottish bagpipe song."
-- Shirley Manson (On meeting Butch, Duke and Steve for the first time)

Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time.

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.

-- T.S. Eliot